the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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