Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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