Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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