I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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