The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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