one two three fourrrrnication!
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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