Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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