what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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