Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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