I bet he comes in French.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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