But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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