As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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