i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
