You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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