i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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