youre lurking in front of me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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