love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
FUCK WHALES
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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