At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Sorry about my life...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
