The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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