Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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