it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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