Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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