He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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