I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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