Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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