i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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