His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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