Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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