either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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