wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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