guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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