It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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