you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
