gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I think my vagina is haunted
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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