every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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