Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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