she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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