he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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