His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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