How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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