Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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