And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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