his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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