I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
This is the high leading the old right now
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
