Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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