We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Randomize
