just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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