PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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