i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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