He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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