i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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