No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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