Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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