You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you win again, gameday.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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